Copyright © 2007 Jenny J Kerr
Hidely Ho, HOS!
My name is Basil Rochester Kerr; I'm sure you've heard of me... If not, come out from under your rock! I am a Chocolate
American Cocker Spaniel. I'm seven years old; my birthday is the day after that Jesus guy's birthday. I was a gift from a
breeder friend of my Grandpa (AKA Dave). I live with my mom, dad and sister. Currently we live in Tallahassee, FL but,
with my dad being Joe Navy who knows where we will live next month! I was with my mom long before she met my dad
but, I love him bunches... even if he does call me a Big Fag.
My dad is not the only new addition to our family. I also got suprised with a new sister. Everything was great for me until
she came around. I got ALL the treats, ALL the hos and ALL the attention. Now I have to share EVERYTHING with her.
That's not the worst part; The WORST part is she is always trying to kiss me!!! Super Gross!! Sometimes I let her get
near me but, for the most part I try to hide from her. She had a very hard life so I can't be TOO mean to her.
I don't have a great sob story like my sister to help me get treats. I've never been in lock down at the pound like her or
been beat like her. I've had an easy life and been a good dog for the most part. I do tend to bark a lot sometimes and I
will get into the garbage on occasion. I am calm unlike SOME cockers... unless I am getting shaved, at the vet or on a
leash... I get "unruly" on a leash.
Speaking of leashes; I LOVE cool leashes and collars!! Maybe I AM a big fag after all! LMAO. At least I look
FABULOUS! I have shiney brown hair and pretty hazel eyes. I am the SHIT and no one can tell me any different!! I enjoy
prancing for the public and have won the Dog-O-Ween costume contest back home in FL. They knew a REAL winner
when they saw one.
Aside from dressing up I also love Latex squeek hos (oooooo kinky!), Blinky Balls and anything that smells bad or like it
might have been dead a few days... except for my sister. I sleep most of the time but, I like to go out and run in the yard
a few times a day. In between sleeping and playing I like to watch TV. Trading Spaces, Jerry Springer & Dr. Phil are my
favs. I HATE baths, haircuts, water, squirrels, cats, flies, vacuums and Pat Sajack.
Like I said for the most part I have had a charmed life... ESPECIALLY when I'm with my Dave! He spoils me rotten
becasue I am his Bestest Buddy. I get tons of people food and whatever else I want. Dave has bought me most of my
150+/- hos. He'll even buy me 12.00 Blinky Balls when mine go dead. I have him wrapped around my nub! That man is
CRAZY! Crazy in love with this little face!
The rest of my family loves me just as much as my Dave, they just don't spoil me like he does. Dad is stricter on me
than on my sister, But I guess that's typical. She's a Daddy's Girl... and I'm Mama's Boy. I love ALL of my family.
My name is Basil Rochester Kerr; I'm sure you've heard of me... If not, come out from under your rock! I am a Chocolate
American Cocker Spaniel. I'm seven years old; my birthday is the day after that Jesus guy's birthday. I was a gift from a
breeder friend of my Grandpa (AKA Dave). I live with my mom, dad and sister. Currently we live in Tallahassee, FL but,
with my dad being Joe Navy who knows where we will live next month! I was with my mom long before she met my dad
but, I love him bunches... even if he does call me a Big Fag.
My dad is not the only new addition to our family. I also got suprised with a new sister. Everything was great for me until
she came around. I got ALL the treats, ALL the hos and ALL the attention. Now I have to share EVERYTHING with her.
That's not the worst part; The WORST part is she is always trying to kiss me!!! Super Gross!! Sometimes I let her get
near me but, for the most part I try to hide from her. She had a very hard life so I can't be TOO mean to her.
I don't have a great sob story like my sister to help me get treats. I've never been in lock down at the pound like her or
been beat like her. I've had an easy life and been a good dog for the most part. I do tend to bark a lot sometimes and I
will get into the garbage on occasion. I am calm unlike SOME cockers... unless I am getting shaved, at the vet or on a
leash... I get "unruly" on a leash.
Speaking of leashes; I LOVE cool leashes and collars!! Maybe I AM a big fag after all! LMAO. At least I look
FABULOUS! I have shiney brown hair and pretty hazel eyes. I am the SHIT and no one can tell me any different!! I enjoy
prancing for the public and have won the Dog-O-Ween costume contest back home in FL. They knew a REAL winner
when they saw one.
Aside from dressing up I also love Latex squeek hos (oooooo kinky!), Blinky Balls and anything that smells bad or like it
might have been dead a few days... except for my sister. I sleep most of the time but, I like to go out and run in the yard
a few times a day. In between sleeping and playing I like to watch TV. Trading Spaces, Jerry Springer & Dr. Phil are my
favs. I HATE baths, haircuts, water, squirrels, cats, flies, vacuums and Pat Sajack.
Like I said for the most part I have had a charmed life... ESPECIALLY when I'm with my Dave! He spoils me rotten
becasue I am his Bestest Buddy. I get tons of people food and whatever else I want. Dave has bought me most of my
150+/- hos. He'll even buy me 12.00 Blinky Balls when mine go dead. I have him wrapped around my nub! That man is
CRAZY! Crazy in love with this little face!
The rest of my family loves me just as much as my Dave, they just don't spoil me like he does. Dad is stricter on me
than on my sister, But I guess that's typical. She's a Daddy's Girl... and I'm Mama's Boy. I love ALL of my family.
